Greeting Gesture Fan Gifts

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Happy Easter

"I hate it when we fight."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Medical Cabinet

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Heyday.

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"He's my friend. I made him today."

Here's to absent friends. Those lucky dogs.

"I heard smart girls like smart guys."

"Last night I ended a long term relationship."

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'Mum! Mum! Can my friend Daisy roam the plains with me this afternoon?'

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

Valentines

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.