Romantic Gesture Fan Mugs

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Valentines

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

Victor Hugo

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

I love you Geyser...

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"The answer is NO!"