Romantic Fuel Saver Pillows

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Say it with flowers

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'It's a hybrid.'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

I think I can...

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!