Romantic Fuel Saver Mugs

' Buy a lady a gallon of unleaded...? '

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Say it with flowers

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

I think I can...

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'