Romantic Fool Gifts

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'Am I sexy yet?'

"There's something different about you."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"This will be hilarious!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Salt and Pepper

"Honk if you love me!"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"It's about time."

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

George Clooney Machine

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Lovers in toile de jouy

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

I want to hold your hand

"I never let my hair down on the first date."