Romantic Fool Pillows

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"There's something different about you."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"This will be hilarious!"

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Salt and Pepper

"Honk if you love me!"

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

I want to hold your hand

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Lovers in toile de jouy

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'They were all out of roses.'