Romantic Comedic Timing Pillows

'Ladies and Gentlemen, you may now text Annabell and Huey together.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

Stand-up Romcom

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Robocop and Juliet.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Sexual chemistry set

Funnel of Love

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Dog in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Salt and Pepper

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"It's about time."

Boyfriend of the Month.