Romantic Comedic Timing Gifts

'Ladies and Gentlemen, you may now text Annabell and Huey together.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Robocop and Juliet.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Sexual chemistry set

Love is in the air...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Funnel of Love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Dog in love

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Salt and Pepper

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'