Humorous Romantic Gifts

Sexual chemistry set

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

Love Mix Ups.

Restaurant - Take Away

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Call me?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Dog in love

Reading the sports pages.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Tunnel of Like.

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Honk if you love me!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Shuck me.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Aging Problems

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Boy on father's knee