Humorous Romantic Gifts

Sexual chemistry set

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

Love Mix Ups.

Restaurant - Take Away

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Call me?"

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Dog in love

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Reading the sports pages.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Honk if you love me!"

Tunnel of Like.

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Aging Problems

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'Shuck me.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Boy on father's knee

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."