Romans Gifts

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Neptune

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Hadrian's Wall

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

The Fall of Gnome

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Goddess

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Love Trap

I'm Spartacus.

His and Hers Wedding

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

The Original Gossip Columns

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'