Romans T-Shirts

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Hadrian's Wall

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Neptune

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Fall of Gnome

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Goddess

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

His and Hers Wedding

Love Trap

I'm Spartacus.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

The Original Gossip Columns

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'