Romanophile Gifts

"They say it'll bring jobs to the area."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Jacques et Jille

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Friedrich Schiller

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

Book publishing.

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

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