Romanophile Mugs

"They say it'll bring jobs to the area."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Gunter Grass

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Jacques et Jille

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Friedrich Schiller

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Book publishing.

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

French Army knife