Romance Prioritizer T-Shirts

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Work Life Balance.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

How to feel confident in love & war

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

Couple in Grey

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'Efficiency,' he whispered.