Perfume Prioritizer T-Shirts

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Some scents are nonsense.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Work Life Balance.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

Flower sniffer

"What pheromone are you using?"

Excess

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."