Pet Prioritizer T-Shirts

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Work Life Balance.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

Family looking to buy a dog.

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

Games and Rubiks Cubes

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

Death: 'Let it ring.'

"You said you needed to see more of your family and we listened. You can Skype with them for 2 minutes instead of taking a bathroom break."

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.