Pet Prioritizer Prints

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

Work Life Balance.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

Family looking to buy a dog.

Games and Rubiks Cubes

Death: 'Let it ring.'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

"That's the last time I let you fix me up. She looks like a human to me!"

'I did have a job once, sir, but I wanted to spend more time with my family.'