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"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

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'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.