Perfume Spritzer Gifts

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'