Perfume Prioritizer Gifts

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Some scents are nonsense.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Work Life Balance.

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

Flower sniffer

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

Excess

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."