Rolling Stones Superfan Gifts

'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'

Johnny Winter.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Mick Jagger.

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

A 1950's Barber Shop

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Mick Jagger

Pete Townshend

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Gregg Allman

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Liam Gallagher

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

Rolling Stones

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

Die-hard soccer moms.

Soccer Fans.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Hard Rock Cafe.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Keith Richards

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

"I'm all shook up."