Rolling Stones Fanatic Gifts

"We are going to a concert with our favorite orchestra from when we were young! . . .The Rolling Stones!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Italica

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Steve Howe.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Johnny Winter.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Listening to Coldplay.

Ozzy Osbourne

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

The Fab Four

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Mick Jagger.

Robert Johnson.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Gregg Allman

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Santa Metal Claus

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Mick Jagger