Roller Skate Company Employee Gifts

'We're letting you go, Hank. Your job performance keeps on slipping.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Chicken Coupe.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Corporate Image

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

The stilt walkers union on strike

Who said money was not a motivator?

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Dog on skates.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Tortoise and hair.

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Breaking the quarantine