Roller Rink Enthusiast Gifts

"I went rollerskating last weekend

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Ice skater

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

The Hockey World

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Ice Skater

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Roller Coaster of Love

Roller Coasters

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Ice skating

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

'Torville and Cow'.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride