Rodent Rights Enthusiast Gifts

Mousetrap

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Smiling rat.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Feeding the Birds

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Xmas

Hamster IV

Hamster.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"