Rodent Rights Enthusiast Pillows

Mousetrap

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Smiling rat.

Xmas

Feeding the Birds

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster IV

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'