Rodent Enthusiasts Pillows

'... And that, Jimmy, is what we call 'centrifugal force'.'

"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Musician

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Smiling rat.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Feeding the Birds

Hamster IV

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.