Rodent Enthusiasts Pillows

'... And that, Jimmy, is what we call 'centrifugal force'.'

"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."

X-ing.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Musician

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Smiling rat.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."