Rodent Aficionados Pillows

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I call your attention to leaky sewer pipe, another nice feature!"

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Books 'n' Carrots

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Smiling rat.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Hamster IV

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

Feeding the Birds

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."