Rodent Refugee Seeker Gifts

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Remember me?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster.

Hamster IV

"This should be interesting...."