Rodent Refugee Seeker Gifts

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Remember me?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Any sign of gophers?"

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Hamster IV

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster.

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."