Rodent Rascals Gifts

Rat Hands.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Remember me?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster IV

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."