Romantic Rascals Gifts

"Hey feet off the table"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

Heart to heart talk.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Want to fool around?"

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Lover

"Was it funny for you?"

We should talk...

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

"You do realize this may affect my review of you on Yelp?"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

"...And to love, cherish and occasionally look up from your phones at each other?"

"Awww! How long have you been married?"