Romantic Rascals Pillows

"Hey feet off the table"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

Heart to heart talk.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Wedding Wellies

"Want to fool around?"

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"Was it funny for you?"

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Lover

We should talk...

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

"...And to love, cherish and occasionally look up from your phones at each other?"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"