Radio Rascals Pillows

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

'You need to get your heart rate up once a day -- try listening to Limbaugh.'

"Hey feet off the table"

Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

"You'll never eat all that. Your problem is your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'Melvin, you have so much lead in your pants you don't need an apron....

Rat Hands.

Weather forecasters tell lies!

Devil

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

'I found a sure way to score at the races. Don't pick horses, pick pockets.'

"British Rail regrets the delay of......"

"I heard today that you can gain weight if you're unhappy."