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Rat Hands.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Remember me?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"Any sign of gophers?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."