Rod-wielding Partners Gifts

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"River well stocked this year."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Love.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Puppy Love

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Only caught one, eh."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

Worm Ate The Fish.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Pen mightier than sword.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Crawling Marathon.

Writer Crisis

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."