Rod-wielding Partners T-Shirts

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"River well stocked this year."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Love.

Puppy Love

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Consenting Adults.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Henry, cut that out.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Only caught one, eh."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Worm Ate The Fish.

Forrest Gander

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Pen mightier than sword.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Writer Crisis

Crawling Marathon.

I brake for worms