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'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Fast Lane.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Business Duck

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Steroids.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Oceanographer

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Playing in a stream.

'California: Here I come!'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

Law School Sharks

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'It shrunk!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

Mines at Sea