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'I know she hasn't turned out well but there's no sense in us BOTH feeling guilty about it.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

Hell's Anglers

"How did his last remark make you feel?"

Intermediate Slouching.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

Updated Classics.

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

"And what if I refuse?"

'Joe's Bar. Threat Level: Medium.'

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"As far as I'm concerned any whistleblower who wants to sell out their colleagues and wreck their career is very brave...now what did you want to tell me?"

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).