Rockettes Enthusiast Gifts

Radio City Music Hall. What should we do with the ladies who are only good at the old dance routines? Fire the retro Rockettes!

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Filling the Missile Gap

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

Moon Lander

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

Space Pioneer

Rocket Ark

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Rocket to the Moon