Rockets Gifts

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

The rocket powered skiier

NASA - Out to Launch.

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Do you have one in a larger size?'

'You're allergic to the environment. We've got to get you off the planet.'

'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'

"Would you please stop saying, 'We have lift off' every time I stand up."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Traveller's Luggage.

Moon Lander

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Rocket and Witch Race

Speedy Snail

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Red rover, red rover, we call Mars rover over!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

An early space launch attempt.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Football Planet

Used space shuttle

"I locked the keys inside."

'Does this include return fare?'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

Rocket charmer.

A dog with a rocket strapped to it's back.

Rocket with preparing astronauts.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'