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"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

An early space launch attempt.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

Moon Lander

Behind Every Stupid Man

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

Rocket Ark

Space Pioneer

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

'Lift off, we have lift off...'