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Pete Townshend Vineyards

How to smash a guitar.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'Punk Rock?'

"After swatting a bee hive with a sharp stick, Gordon Sumner takes the very first step to becoming rock band member 'Sting'."

Musician plugged into amp.

"Is there something else you'd like for your birthday besides an air guitar tuner?"

He kept up his guitar practise...

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Rocking Witches.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Rap music

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'