Rock Star In Training Mugs

Pete Townshend Vineyards

How to smash a guitar.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'Punk Rock?'

"After swatting a bee hive with a sharp stick, Gordon Sumner takes the very first step to becoming rock band member 'Sting'."

Elton John.

Air Guitar, Electric Air Guitar.

Musician plugged into amp.

"Is there something else you'd like for your birthday besides an air guitar tuner?"

"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Rap music

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jimi Hendrix.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Jeff Beck.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Ringo Starr

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Ray Davies

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.