Rockstar In Training Mugs

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

'Are you going to be long in there? ...And have you seen my electric guitar?'

Alice Cooper

Rock & Roll

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Super Student

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Rock and Roll

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Punk Rock?'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Rock On

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Dino Fest

'Elton John'

'I'm with the band.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Guitar Hero.

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Christine McVie

Cupid

Musician plugged into amp.

A child busking

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."