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Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Rap music

Freddie Mercury

Super Student

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Punk Rock?'

Jimmy Page.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

Musician plugged into amp.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

A child busking

Rock & Roll

Bob Dylan

Rock n'roll.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'