Rock Music Buff Gifts

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Bill Bailey

David Bowie

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"That is an outrageous slur."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

Elvis Presley

Italica

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

Jimi Hendrix.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Elfis"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Mark Knopfler.