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"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Man, times have changed.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Elfis"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'At least I don't have his life.'