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Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

"That is an outrageous slur."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Elvis Presley

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Elfis"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Elton John

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Young Elvis

Roger McGuinn

David Bowie