Rock 'n' Roll Buff Mugs

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

At the rock concert...

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Elfis"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.