Robin Hood Economist Gifts

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'Robin, I've told you - 'rob from the rich and give to the poor' is not a sustainable business plan!'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'Surely things can't get any worse?'

DOW Industrial Average.

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

Robin Snood

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

'Sorry - no budget for anaesthetic.'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

He was cleaning it and it just went off.

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

Robin Hood.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Now we know why they call you Little John.'

Archery.

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

"How about taxing the rich and giving the poor free health care and education?"

'It looks like they've added Alan Greenspan.'

Maid Marian.

Robin Hood Applies for a Job at the Bank.